Mirror, mirror on the wall, which is the best penis of them all?
They say that there are two numbers women are most interested in: a man’s height and the length of his penis. But in recent years, there’s been a new contender on the battlefield: penis girth. Problem is, it’s impossible to tell which one is the true victor–or whether it’s a combination of both.
For men who have felt shame about their penis length, having a good penis thickness could be the saving grace. So keep reading as we provide the definitive answer to the most important question in bed.
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How Do Women Feel Pleasure?
It seems like a tangent, but bear with us. There is another myth you need to deconstruct to understand the answer here: the idea that penetration is paramount. Because a surprising number of women don’t feel much pleasure at all from penetration alone.
Women joke all the time about men being unable to find the clitoris, but there’s a reason for that. It’s because the clitoris is the female pleasure center and one that men do not give enough attention to.
The clitoris is a wishbone-shaped sex organ with a tiny nub that sticks out between the vulva. And granted, even for someone intimately familiar with vaginal anatomy, it can be a bit hard to find. But make no mistake; this is the most important part a man should concern himself with in bed.
The clitoris requires gentle, consistent stimulation for a woman to reach orgasm. But if you take a look at it, you may begin to identify a problem: penetration doesn’t always stimulate the clitoris. This brings us back to our original question.
Penis Girth vs. Penis Length: Which One Stimulates a Woman Best?
Penis size has always been the measuring stick (pun intended) by which men and women appraise a man’s sexual dominance. Even if that man is sterile or can’t get it up, having a big pecker is something we always view as the gold standard. And these days, with frequent porn consumption, men and women have become accustomed to pornstars with massive dongs.
But surprise surprise, it’s not about the size. As the saying goes, the motion of the ocean matters more than how big your boat is.
A big penis is incredibly effective at sounding the depth of the vagina but not so effective at stimulating the clit. A thicker penis, on the other hand, is just the guy for the job.
It may come as a surprise to some, but a big penis can actually have an adverse effect. It can be incredibly painful. Many women complain about how their partner’s big penis makes their sex life worse, not better.
So that’s good news for average and below gentlemen. Having a beer can will be more effective than a garter snake.
That brings us to our next question: what do you do if you are lacking in the girth department?
Ways to Improve Penis Girth (i.e., How to Perform Better in Bed)
If you’ve been stricken by a bad case of Tiny Peter, hope is not lost. The great thing about sex is there are a lot of ways to get it on, regardless of your hand-me-down hardware. Let’s discuss a few of the options you have on the table.
Get a Girth Enlargement
If your lady friend can’t feel it when you slip it in, then surprise her during your next bout. Consider getting a girth enlargement surgery. Women get boob and butt jobs all the time, so why can’t you do something similar?
The best girth enlargement won’t let you hang your towel off of it, but it will give you a hoo-hah you can be proud of. And unlike breast enlargement, this is a one-time surgery. And it may just be the best money you ever spend.
Find Other Ways to Pamper the Clit
The clitoris makes no distinction between ding dongs be they small or large. All she cares about is getting a massage.
There are virtually limitless techniques for satisfying Ms. Clitty. You can use your fingers, tongue, or just a vibrator. Experimentation will quickly reveal the most effective methods–and don’t forget to listen when your lover chimes in with suggestions.
There’s nothing wrong with introducing a dildo into the mix. This is a sex toy just like any other, and if you get the job done, it gets the job done. Pleasuring your partner should be just as important as pleasuring yourself.
Use Some Noninvasive Techniques
The idea of penis girth enlargement surgery is not that appealing to some. Unsurprisingly, not many like the idea of a doctor chopping up their right hand’s best friend with a scalpel. Fortunately, there are some workarounds.
For example, you can purchase yourself a cock ring. This increases the penile blood pressure, which increases your caliber by a smidge. A penis pump may be able to achieve a similar effect.
Consider using sexual enhancement drugs such as Viagra. Try aphrodisiacs. Give pineapple and chocolate a shot.
In some cases, you may have an unhealthy idea of what good sex is. If your concept is just to bang one out in five minutes, then you probably are doing something wrong.
Try new ways to get your freaky on. Give role-playing and foreplay a try. Take sex to new places, and use toys and techniques that you might’ve left out before.
Because at the end of the day, the problem might not be your penis’ dimensions; it might be the experience itself.
Make the Bed Shake
So there you have it: penis girth slaps better than penis length. If you’ve got a stunted fellow, know that it’s actually better that he’s big-boned. And if he is neither, you still have plenty of options for making your lady sing falsetto.
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